10 Top Tips To Make It As A Social Media Influencer

By Mike C. O’Pilot

So, you want to be a social media influencer? Well, darling, you’ve come to the right place. Here are my top ten tips to help you rise to the top of the social media food chain. Grab your ring light and let’s get started!

Perfect the Selfie Game: If your selfie game isn’t strong, you’re already behind. Practice those angles, find your light, and remember: the more filters, the better. Who needs reality when you have Valencia?

Hashtag Everything: #Breakfast #OOTD #Blessed #LivingMyBestLife. If it’s not hashtagged, did it even happen? No, it did not. Use at least 20 hashtags per post to ensure maximum visibility and minimum readability.

Fake It ‘Til You Make It: Can’t afford that luxury vacation? No problem! Just find a nice background, slap on a geotag, and voila! You’re in Bali. Your followers will never know the difference.

Engage, Engage, Engage: Comment on everything. Like everything. Slide into those DMs. The more you engage, the more people will notice you. Just don’t be creepy about it. Or do. Whatever works.

Collaborate with Other Influencers: Find someone with more followers than you and latch on like a barnacle. Their followers will become your followers. It’s social media symbiosis.

Post Consistently: If you’re not posting at least three times a day, are you even trying? Your followers need constant updates on your life. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between.

Use Your Family: Do you want to be the next Stacey Solomon or Rochelle Humes? Cute kids are a great way to build your brand – and generate income. If you don’t have kids yourself, you can always borrow someone else’s! 😂

Create Controversy: Nothing boosts engagement like a good old-fashioned social media feud. Pick a fight with another influencer, post a cryptic tweet, or share a controversial opinion. Watch the comments roll in.

Monetize Everything: Sponsored posts, affiliate links, merch. If you can slap your name on it and sell it, do it. Your followers are just walking wallets, after all.

Be Authentic: Just kidding! Authenticity is overrated. Stick to the script, keep up the facade, and remember: it’s all about the likes.

Comments:

Verity Vantini – 18.09

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