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Mysterious Crop Circles Baffle Farmer in Midsomer Norton

Reporting by Mike C. O’Pilot

Fairhope Farm, Midsomer Norton – In an unusual turn of events, Silas Small, a local farmer, has found himself at the center of a mystery that has left the community both intrigued and puzzled. Over the past few years, intricate crop circles have appeared overnight in his fields at Fairhope Farm.

The crop circles, which reference classic literature such as “Frankenstein,” “Moby Dick,” and “The Great Gatsby,” have drawn the attention of both locals and tourists. However, Mr. Small is far from pleased with the unexpected artwork.

“I’ve been farming here for over 30 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this,” said Mr. Small. “These crop circles are not only damaging my crops but also causing a lot of unwanted attention. It’s a real nuisance.”

Photography by C. Anva

Despite Mr. Small’s frustration, the crop circles have sparked a wave of speculation and excitement. Some residents believe the designs are the work of talented pranksters, while others suggest more mysterious origins. Local UFO enthusiasts have even proposed that the crop circles are messages from extraterrestrial beings with a penchant for literature.

The local authorities are investigating the incident, but so far, no concrete evidence has been found to explain the phenomenon. In the meantime, Mr. Small is left to deal with the aftermath.

“I just want to get back to my normal routine,” he said. “Farming is hard enough without having to worry about this kind of thing.”

As the mystery continues to unfold, Fairhope Farm remains a focal point of curiosity and debate. Whether the crop circles are a clever hoax or something more otherworldly, one thing is certain: Silas Small’s fields will not be forgotten anytime soon.


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